- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is white and long? A New York winter

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A storm be brewin!

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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