what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Guest what in the butt

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Jersey Shore.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Anti Joke

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