Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What's half of 8? o

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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