How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

The holocaust

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

gay pom...

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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