- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

cory is gay

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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