What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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