Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Anti Joke

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