- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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