- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

why did the blue berry cross the road

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

can you pass the soap?

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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