two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why so serious ?

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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