What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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scraggle is in you pillow case

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

homosexual rights to marriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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