Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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women's rights.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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