- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what are you mike bibby?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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