What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

[Set up] [No punch line]

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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