A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What would u like to drink?

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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