How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Tim likes girls

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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