What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Caramel Boing.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Anti Joke

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