Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops