- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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