What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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how do you win a game try your best

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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