What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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