- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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