Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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