What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Major League Soccer

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Male leadership.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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