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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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