- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

j.p. is dumb

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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