- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Guess what? You guessed it.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

j.p. is dumb

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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