a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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