- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

A praying mantis is very graceful

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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