A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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