What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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