Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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