Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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