- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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