"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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