- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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