- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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