- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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