- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

^ That's not even funny ^

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Male leadership.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

I'm hungry.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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