what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Indians

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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