- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Women's rights.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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