Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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