- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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