- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

think twice or at least think

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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