- Anti Joke

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...