yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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