What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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