- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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