Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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