- Anti Joke

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I enjoy Popcorn

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team