- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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