- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.