- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A Fat Kenyan

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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