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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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