kieran is a homosexual

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School

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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I went to work today....

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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