- Anti Joke

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Sam Hengal.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie