Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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The Morman Religion.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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