- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

A man died.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How about that airline food?

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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