What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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