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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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