Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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