What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

breasts

i hate non minorities!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Albert <3 Hunter

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How High is a Chinese man

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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