- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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