- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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