- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

It says so on your cap.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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