- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Sloths

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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