Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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