- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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