How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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