Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

- Helen Keller

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Denard Robinson

cory is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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