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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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