whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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aodhan hearty

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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