What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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