What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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