What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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