what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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race-car = rac-ecar

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Smelly Indians.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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