whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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