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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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This is not a joke.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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