Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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