- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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