What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Penis-biter

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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