- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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