what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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