- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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