- Anti Joke

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black