- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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