- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so fat. your fat!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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