Grace Ackerson

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A fat guy!

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

the redsox

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Matthew Baker

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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