Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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