- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

My Nan, that is all.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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