- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Penis

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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