- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

noah is a scrub jungle

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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