Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A women left the kitchen.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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