- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there? nobody

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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