- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Obama lin Baden.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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