How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Your girlfriend.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A American seeking into mexico

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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