Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Racial equality.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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