knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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can you pass the soap?

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Justin Beiber

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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