She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Knock knock come in.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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