- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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