A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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