- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Atheism

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

I'm hungry.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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