- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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