- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

cory

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Women's rights.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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