- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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