Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Ron Paul for President!

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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