- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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