There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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why girl die cancer

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Katy Perry

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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gingers

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Poop

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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