- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

you give like i give lomain

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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