All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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