- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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