Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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bologna

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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