- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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